Country Dictionary

Paffing is the sexual equivalent to fapping but for females over males. A preferred type of sex by feminists.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girl and I were doing some fapping and paffing last night." Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"

"Punk as Fuck" - used to describe kids who are new to and learning about the punk scene that think they are the shit.

Did you see that kid with the brand new dogpile jeans andcreepers? He's paf.

Pale as fuck. Being so white, it blinds other people. Even with sunglasses, it still burns your eyes.

Sam: "Dude did you see that ginger?" Lisa: "Yeah, she was paf."

Pathetic Ass fuck

the paf was raped like a cow

Take only one sip of a joint, then run away

Hippie: Would you like a joint Allard: *Takes a Sip and Runs away Hippie2: Did he just Paf and Run?

ACE of PAF is a fantasy where Pakistani Air Force officers dream of being surrounded by a group of five or more United States Air Force officers, who take turns ejaculating in his face. When that fifth load hits home, the PAF officer become an ACE of PAF.

Bashir yearns so deeply to be an ACE of PAF.

A physical action replacement word for saying that you're pissed.

Other person: oh haaa hah ! You: What the!?.That burns man, drive me to the hospital before I pif-paf yer ass into forever sleepy-time!