A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pao is a person you instantly love. It’s impossible to don’t love a Pao, you can’t resist it. It is so beautiful, really, you will never forget of a Pao and you would absolutely like it
“Oh look, what an incredible person”
“That’s obvious, it’s a pao!”
Usually a dumb retard who asks where nunavut is, he has the iq of a goldfish and is fat as shit. It buys everything off temu because he thinks it’s drip. It can also go by names like (Makoy, Makpao, TinyBalls). It has belly dick because it is 240lBs. Pao gets 0 bitches because it randomly shows up to girls houses out of nowhere, his best pickup line is “ Do u have a widefoot🤔 “
Bro look at PAO hes so wide😭🤣
Ikr hes so fat and retarded😄🤦🏿 ♂️
Hood artist smokin blunts and watchin movies with the homies
Pao is high again
really evil jealous girl whos usually bestfriends with people named andjela and is dating an annoying freak
dude omg pao is so cool and her friend is so hot
When you put 2 chopsticks into your urethera and slowly pull them apart
Andy gave Jared a Kung Pao Cockhole last night and now it only takes him 3 seconds to pee