A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
rusty's new motivational slogan
Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom? Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.
Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.
a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other
Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.