A fork of Rural Dictionary
pasty is a word that is more extreme than any other. it is the end all be all of words. when you are at a loss of words. pasty is the word you need.
i miss you so pasty!
A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.
Pasty White people: Hey Me: AHHHHH White people: What? Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.
The most favourable referance for a vagina. Originating from the resemberlance to the top of a cornish pasty Also see Smashing Pasty
Bloke A: Did u get any last nite? Bloke B: Yer i totally smashed her pasty :)
The color of my skin. If you are pasty you have no friends. You are a loser. Stop blinding people and do yourself and others a favor... go get skin cancer and tan.
your ass is so white, and pasty... your pastiness is blinding me... Go tan U WHORE OF PASTINESS...NOW...RIGHT NOW.. Look in the mirror, if you think you are pasty, look at your ass...yea you are pasty, AKA, DEATH WARMED OVER!