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Piñata Party

Hang 'em and bang 'em!

We're gonna have a Piñata Party tonight.

by Piñata Pete January 06, 2014

Oral Piñata

While receiving a blow job, just after the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a bat. If she spits out your cum, she must give you two pieces of candy. If she bleeds, she must buy you a large bag of candy. If you fail to do one of these things, you may try again or let a friend take a shot.

Oral Piñatas are my favorite, because I get a blowjob and candy!

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Mexican Piñata

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.

I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009

Chocolate piñata

While visiting your in-laws your mother-in-law wakes up in the middle of the night only to let loose on the toilette with the door open destroying the entire hallway.

Kelley's mom woke up after all you can eat taco night and totally dropped a chocolate piñata scaring the kids half to death.

by Rangerman March 06, 2014

Piñata energy

The vibe or energy which generates violent tendencies within individuals to inflict damage upon the person who possesses the piñata energy. piñata energy is an uncontrollable source within an person despite his / her personality and actions.

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna punch Leon in the face so bad but he's such a nice guy. Bro 2: Yeah man, He's got piñata energy.

by thotking420 July 05, 2020

Texas Piñata

An all time favorite sex finisher among southern plantation owners. The Texas Piñata is often done when, upon climax, you quickly pull out and shove your meat in your partner's mouth. After you've shot your load into her you pull out again and slap her mouth so hard with your thick meat hog that she spits all of your splooge out.

"Hey Bosiefus, what's that damn move ya'll does with ol One Ton Tana again?" "Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"

by Slamham Jim February 02, 2020

Piñata Girl

The type of girl that you would only hit (have sex with) with a blindfold on.

Damn, she's such a Piñata Girl. Look at that thing!

by CheezyWheezy April 14, 2020