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Sony's next gen system that plays next gen games
Nintendo fanboys like to dis the Playstation 3 only because they are too bored playing with their wii, and I don't mean the controller.
Large George Foreman Grill-looking games Console, which despite powerful graphics, seems to be floundering due to it's insurmountable price and lame game lineup. In a nutshell, Utter wank.
"That playstation 3 is utter wank" "I need a mortgage to buy that, no food for the next three years then."
The best console for the gamer. It will be released in spring 2006 and have so much more then the PS2 had. The heart of this beast is the CELL PowerPC-base core with 7 working cores each running at 3.2 GHz. The total floating point performance is 218 gigaflops for the CELL. The GPU for it will be the RSX "Reality Synthesizer" made by Nvidia running at 550 MHz with 1.8 TFLOPS and full HD up to 1080p x 2. There will be 512 MB of both XDR and GDDR3 RAM at crazy speeds. To sum it up this is going to be sweet.
The PS3 is going to be more powerful then PC's and all other consoles with great games.
A game console which will probably have good graphics and games and ill probably buy it, an Xbox 360, and a Nintendo Revolution. The only thing is that it looks very creepy... The controller handles are about 5 inches long and the actual console is like a big piece of thick, silver cardboard.
I'm most likely going to get a Playstation 3.
Supposedly the most advanced gameing system to date, overhyped, overpriced ($599 US), currently costs $399 USD but is still $100 more expencive than an Xbox 360. Has hardly any GOOD exclucive games. Also is the cheapest Blu-ray player out there and cooks a mean steak (Because it looks like a fucking George Forman grill!). The worst selling console this generation.
Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play Resistance 2 on Playstation 3? Gamer 2: No way, I'll stick with my Xbox 360... Gamer 1: Microsoft fanboy! Gamer 2: Graphics whore! Gamer 1: 360 sucks! Gamer 2: Have fun with your overpriced George Forman Grill! Gamer 1: Fuck you!
George Foreman grill with benefits.
Mom: "Josiah, cook me up some of them burgers on the Foreman." Josiah: "But mother, all we have is a Playstation 3." Mom: "I know."
An overpriced videogame console that steals many aspects from both the Xbox 360 and the Wii. It's controllers also strangely resemble a double ended dildo.
Playstation 3 Creators wondered why more than %80 of their purchasers were single old fat ladies, and gay men. They then realized this was because their controllers could be used as dildos.