Country Dictionary

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Schnitzel Pomp

Sausage Snobbery. When one is made to feel inferior when one's dinner sausage is outshone in the superiority stakes by a larger example on a friend's plate.

My pork and apple breakfast sausage stood no chance when I saw that Sian was eating a huge Braunschweiger. And did'nt she just know it. Her Schnitzel Pomp knows no bounds!

by Joey Crawford February 02, 2007

Pomp & Circumstance

All the attention and flattery your loved ones give you to remind you that you're one badass bitch for graduating. Usually, complete with a sheet cake & champagne.

Becky was ready to take on the world after all the pomp & circumstance shown by her loved ones.

by TTBuyShoes May 26, 2020

Pomp Rock

Outdated 70's rock. Unnessisarily painfully borning long songs. Vocialist with shrilling voices with too much virbrato. Sold in bargin bins and often heard blaring in balding overwieght past middle aged mens cars.

hey mom, gramps rocking out to his Pomp Rock again!

by treadmarks July 17, 2008

Pomping Off

The act of being pompus.

"Terry wont shut up about his new job that pays six figures. I wish he would stop pomping off and talk about real issues"

by UncleDad Jeans Within September 18, 2021

Pomp and stance

An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony

Paul and Mary’s dog has no pomp and stance.

by YourMom’sButt October 24, 2018

pomp field

respect.tradition.amazing field hockey team.see pomperaug

pomp field won.
i know

by rad111116 November 20, 2009

Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.

Pomp wood baby

by Jewmelow April 09, 2010