A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. Derived from cornpone. A member of the white American cultural underclass. Candidate white n-word.
President Trump is to the pones what President Kennedy was to the elite.
A uncommon misspell of the word pwn. Usually misspelled by losers who live under a rock. But then again, the word was made by losers in the first place who live in their mom's basement. So what REALLY better? Living under a rock or i your mom's basement? You know what? Skip the part where I said that only losers misspell it. cuz losers are the ones who made it up so the people who misspell actually have a life.
NERD/LOSER:"You totally pwn noobs in Black Ops!" PERSON WHO HAS A LIFE: "Nah. You spell it like 'pone'. Why would you even put a 'w'? What the hell is the point?" I mean, come on." NERD/LOSER: "The point is it's coolio! I am a spiffy cool person so I would know how to spell pwn!" PERSON WHO HAS A LIFE: "Whatever. I'm gonna go hang out with actual people instead of some avatar whose virtual boobs losers stare at all day because they never actually get a date."
How retarded people spell pwn. The word pwn is a typo of the word own, so spelling it pone is just idiotic.
Noob: We poned their team in Counter Strike Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot. Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"? Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III. Noob: Whatever
A word rhyming with lonely, it means when you are not in the company of a "special" friend of the opposite sex.
Goodness, I'm so ponely Tell me about it, ponely is my middle name.
The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.
Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell
Geting beat verry badly in a sport, game, orpersonal endeavor.
Dude I poned your ass in Super Smash Bros.!!!!!!!!!!