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the best streamer on planet earth, he is well known for being in the dream smp and being the worlds biggest kanye west fan. he is also very attractive and funny. if u dont like him, get well soon :)
someone: omg did u watch ponks latest stream on twitch.tv/dropsbyponk me: how could i not, he is so funny and handsome after all. someone: RIGHT! and he is also so skilled that guy carried cyan coyotes in mcc 17 me and everyone on planet earth: agreed
A nonsense word used for log output in computer programs to assure application support teams that the application is actually still running and has not jammed, as they inevitably suspect.
... 10/10/2010 04:02:07 INFO Loading the thing from the place 10/10/2010 04:31:05 INFO Thing loaded 10/10/2010 04:31:06 WARN Wizards and Elves notified using SNMP - elves.hither.yon:public 10/10/2010 04:32:25 DEBUG sql: {select 'fish' from 'trousers' where 'dave' = 'ferret';}. Waiting for next trigger time. 10/10/2010 04:40:00 INFO PONK! 10/10/2010 04:50:00 INFO PONK! 10/10/2010 05:00:00 INFO PONK! 10/10/2010 05:10:00 INFO PONK! ...
Derogatory term used for the musical genre combining pop and punk (also known as pop punk). Bands like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Blink 182 all fall into the Ponk category. Similarly, people who listen to Ponk can be called Ponkers.
"I'm sick of hearing that Ponk crap on the radio"
It is a word that some of my friends and I have used to describe poppy punk type bands. Another definition mentioned Blink 182, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte. Those but we also drop Avril Lavigne into that group, along with Yellowcard, new Green Day, and just generally, punk for the masses, instead of true, good rebellious punk. This is more rebellious conformist music, for people who want to be rebellious without actually trying.
No, I don't listen to that station, they're all ponky.
To waste time
“She was supposed to be here at 6pm but of course she had to pinky ponk and show up at 8pm.”