A fork of Rural Dictionary
Explosive diarrhea in conjunction with violent puking.
I ate some of yo mama's nasty fish and it made me do the poop and shoot.
When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
*walks in a ice cream restaurant* I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot
When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.
Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."
The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.
Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us? Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops. Kassandra: Okie dokie! Kenna: Where's Ray? Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops. Kenna: Cool.
When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?” Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”