A fork of Rural Dictionary
The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.
'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'
When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.
I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!
Monster energy spiked with a percocet
Fiend 1: Yo bro wanna get some lean Fiend 2: Fuck nah that shits expensive just get some poor mans lean
When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example: 'Smoking in the school bathroom' Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof! 'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert' Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho. Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
A blunt filled with weed found on the ground or leaves found around a yard. Instead of using rolling paper or backwood wraps they use paper or index cards. Normally folded not rolled.
He didn’t have any weed so he made a poor mans blunt
A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.
"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?" answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."
Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.