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usually performed by a gwynne. to ravage someone from behind.
chris pummelled me up the bunghole last night
When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.
I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.
The same acts described in the Hummel Pummel, only the girl receiving the head-butting is on her period.
"Yo did you totally bone your girlfriend for her birthday last night?"
"Nah she was on her period, so i gave her the Red Velvet Pummel instead"
The same sexual acts described in the Hummel Pummel, but instead of reaching into a vagina and yanking the contents out, the one "pummeling" goes elbow deep into the anus and yanks out the contents.
"We felt like switching it up in the sack last night, so she let me give her the Brown Town Pummel"
Down and dirty sex. So bad you won't want to kiss your mother the next day.
Hot Guy-"Man, this nasty skank wanted me so bad. She was ready to pummel fuck me."
Hot Guy's Friend-"Pummel fuck?"
Hot Guy-"Yeah. It would be a hella sticky mess."
Hot Guy's Friend-"Ew!"
When you really hate a bitch and want to knock them into the next dimension
That bitch Amy needs a poontang pummel
Everyone needs a Pummel in their life to put glitter in your boring life. Pummel is not just a name it's a personality trait. Pummels are unice!!!
Person 1: „Do you see that girl right there?“
Person 2: „Yeah she's such a Pummel“
Pummel meanwhile:„I eat rainbows and poop butterflies 🦄🌈🦋“