A fork of Rural Dictionary
That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps
My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink
"Making a sound by a bodily function, similar to a fart, but using your genitals."
J: What was that sound? Did the Picture fall?
E: No sorry I Quiffed"
Used as a honourable name or complement. Meaning that you are the queen of all quifs and are above every other person of the general public.
person 1: did u smell my quif? It was so good!
person 2 :omg queen of quifs!
I love you so much because you are my best friend, the queen of quifs!
An abbreviation for a quick fuck; a quickie. And no, this isn't read as "queef". That's just fucking gross.
"Oh for fucks sake, stop quifing in the backseat!!!"
"I had a quif at the club last night, now i have aids"