A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pledge to yourself to come into contact with as much titty as possible during that day.
I just fulfilled my titty quota for the day after feeling that girl's titties.
A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.
In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.
The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman. Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman. Abbreviation: DBQ See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota." Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today." Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".
Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent". UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!
This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.
A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota." Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.