Country Dictionary

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reindeer rearranging

Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.

“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”

“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”

by MattyP210 December 19, 2018

fall rearrangement

The fall equivalent of a spring clean up

When you fall your clock back in October, don't forget about the year fall rearrangement. Also don't forget about spring clean up when you spring your clock forward.

by Sexydimma March 03, 2015