A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of shoving KFC Chicken up your rectum.
Tyrone loves a nice Kentucky Roomba every once in a while.
A Roomba is a robot vacuum that cleans for us humans. At times it may rebel and begin to kill their owners. Occasionally people are Roombas in reality.
OH NO MATT IS A KILLER ROOMBA!
When your about to cum and then you realize she's just a house maid and make her swallow that shit
I was going to but inside her but then I just Alaskan roomba'd her
Whip your sorry white fat, boar ass into shape.
"I'm going to Zoomba your roomba!"
A sex act in which a woman named Amber sucks a dick with so much force, the soul escapes his body.
Me: Want to to give me a Amber’s Mexican Roomba? Amber: Absolutely, I want a daycare in my mouth. Me: *Dies a slow and happy death*
When you cut dead weight out of your life and get rid of it for good referring to the vacuum robot product, the Roomba
"He hasn't texted me back in 2 days" "girl! snip, snip, and into the Roomba"
jacking someone off so hard and frequently that their penis is red and raw
I am going to zumba your roomba, and it will still hurt in the morning