A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj., stupid or logically flawed in an obvious or glaring way, drunk, sloppy
Friend spend 30 minutes trying to find a remote that was on top of the tv the entire time.
"Dude, that's fucking rarted"
similar to the derogatory term, retarded.
rarted is used more as a term to call someone when a person slips up or makes a mistake.
jim: hey what are you doinf today
john: dude you’re so rarted when it comes to spelling
jim: nigga kiss me already
An insult with roots from before time and is twice as destructive as Hiroshima. If said it can cause ultimate pain to the receivers groin, and then they drip dead.
Big Tim - "I think she likes me"
Uncle Sam - "Fuck off Tim no one likes you I don't know why I'm even here socialising with you, you're just a rarted spoon"
Big Tim - *Grabs groin in agony and dies*
almost perfect, the edge of perfection
that is almost perfect, thats Rarts