A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any of the ridiculous sayings a Raymond would come up with. Raymondisms are never actually funny, but because they were said by a Raymond, everyone automatically laughs.
1. "dude! so i was at Raymond's last night --" "-- omg ANOTHER Raymondism?" 2. douchefag 3. so you think you're cool? well you're NOT. YOU'RE DUMB. 4. don't you feel DUMB now? 5. mister COOOOL JAAYYYY 6. careful richARD. don't get HITHARD.
Raymond. Raymond (also known as Ray for short) is the type of guy who isn't exactly liked by a lot of girls in a lovey way, but when you get to know him you can't help falling in love with him. They're humongous gentlemens, they're incredibly funny and always make you laugh, they always help even if you don't ask for it. They're kind of awkward, but in a cute way. They aren't very athletic and can tend to act kind of girly, but you still know that they're straight. They have nice eyes, nice hair, and a nice personality. They are wonderful friends and an even better boyfriend. Raymonds are amazing people and someone you should definitely get to know.
That guy is super kind and super funny, he kind of reminds me of Raymond/Ray.
getting a turtle because Raymond has a small cock
its really cold rn I'm really raymonding these shorts
A person going for ‘a quick nap ’ at a house party after getting too wasted too quick and ends up dissapearing the rest of the night. Especially at one‘s own birthday party.
Dude where did the birthday boy go? He’s pulling a Raymond, maybe he wakes up when it’s half past 5 and we’re smoking the last joint.