A fork of Rural Dictionary
A relationship👫 is when you love ❤️and adore 🤞your significant other. THAT does not mean go and tell people your single knowing ur not🚫 ,if someone was to ask if your single and YOUR NOT ❌then your answer should be ➡️“no, I’m not”.JUST BECAUSE UR NOT INTERESTED🚫❤️IN YOUR BOYFRIEND🚹/ 🚺GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CHEAT 🚻THAT IS BULLS***. WITH THAT BEING SAID🚻🚫 don’t cheat NOR BE A 👫👫HO* THAT SH** AINT CUTE AND YOU KNOW WHO U ARE IAN SAYING NAMES •PEACE•~Halee.K💕🥰
Karma: sorry for cheating Paul
Paul: it’s ok I been cheating since day one this a bad relationship
That thing where people find people that they hate less than the general population and think that being with that person(s) is at least mildly tolerable and y'know some do the sex and some don't but we're all just here to find companionship with other human meat sacks.
Girl 1: Heyyyyyy, sooooo, do you have a boyfriend? Are you in a relationship?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Well I can hook you up with someone ;););)
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Awwwww, you're no fun! *pouts*
Girl 2: I'M GAY, KAREN
Absolutely bullshit.... Avoid that kinda stuff
I'm in a relationship but it's total bullshit
Wait....are you asking me to define the relationship
Guy:*talks to girl for only three years*
Girl: what are we?
Guy: woah there buckaroo
Girl: I’m only asking to define out relationship
Guy: ReLaTiOnShiP
Talking- Crushing so hard that you stalked all social media accounts and know where their family went on vacation in 2011. Asks prime group chat to rate them. Sends text 15-30 minutes later even if you see it the second they text you. Plays hard to get even though you're easy AF.
Dating- *commonly misinterpreted* Going out out consistently (over 2-3 dates) and letting them bone you. Allowed to have side hoes. Doesn't fart in front of each other.
Together- Decision making time. Get rid of the side hoes, be nice to your main hoe. Do you want to get more serious or do you want to run as fast as you can? Definitely farts in front of each other.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend- Tied TF down. Buy a leash. Could see yourself putting a baby in her. Instagram profile is 5+ photos with her, Photo Vault is 500+.
Talking (Relationship Step 1)- BOY: "I went to Mexico with my family a couple years ago." GIRL: "Oh yeah, Cabo right?" BOY: "Wait what.." GIRL: "Wait where?"
Dating (Relationship Step 2)- BOY: "I just went to Applebee's and a movie with Jane, but Krystal keeps hitting me up." FRIEND: "Just go over there bro" BOY: "You right"
Together (Relationship Step 3)- *GIRL is flirting with another boy at bar* BOY: "What the F%$* Jane, stop hoeing around." GIRL: "I didn't think you cared. You never tell me how you feel." BOY: "No you're my hoe, let's go home" GIRL: "Okay, let's go home"
Boyfriend/Girlfriend (Relationship Step 4)- GIRL: *Sees that BOY liked some Instagram model's picture* "Why'd you like that girl's photo?" BOY: It's a model Jane, it's not like I actually know her. You're prettier than her anyways." GIRL: "If I was, why TF would you like it then? What am I doing wrong? I literally let you stick it in my butt last night, and you're gonna do that?" BOY: "You're right, I'm wrong. I'll just delete my Instagram" GIRL: "Okay baby :) What're you doing later?"
Two people who live their lives together. Connected by love, trust, friendship and a mutual want to make the other happy. Can be difficult but also beautiful.
We’ve been in a relationship for over 5 years now, it’s pretty serious.