A fork of Rural Dictionary
"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!
Stealing highly classified top secret documents to store in your basement to only share with special leaders from authoritarian countries. Considered espionage or treason
Is it another political bunch of rigor morse to make him look even worse?
Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.
The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.
Could be used as a hangover term or just plain energy deprived...to wake up stiff and about to ask your friend to call in dead for you at your work...
well rigor morning john did you get a chance to do every drug known to man last week and forget to sleep the whole time cus you cant overcome that rigor mornin setting in on you this mornin ...
The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.
"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."
The term to describe the gorilla grip that only necrophelliacs experience.
Damn bruh, that rigor mortussy go crazy after a few hours.😫😫
When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.
Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.