Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Rob

A bald egg-shaped ogre lacking a sense of humour with crooked teeth and a small fat penis alos known as a chode.

Get away from me you Rob.

by Nathan Fear October 08, 2008

Rob

Some say an ass with a heart of gold. Others just say he is an ass.

Person 1: You know that guy that burps real loud all the time? Person 2: Oh, you mean Rob.

by Jack Fresh October 24, 2012

Rob

someone who enters your life at a time when you weren't even looking, but manages to overtake your entire heart within a matter of minutes. A romantic, smart, strong, sexy man who is not afraid of showing emotion and who appreciates the little things. A man who can make you laugh until you can't breathe. A man anyone would be lucky to call her own. A man whose touch makes everything in life more worthwhile. The love of my entire lifetime.

Kimber: I'm so lucky I have a Rob in my life. Joanna: You sure are. I've never seen you happier!

by Cricket34 March 21, 2011

Rob

A sweet man who has the capability to make you smile in even sad situations. Someone with whom you want nothing more than to be in his arms. It's also said that a Rob has an unusually thick penis.

I was very sad today but then Rob made smile.

by yourbfffff March 09, 2015

Rob

meaning taking a L.

Rob is known for taking L's. He never bounces back from them.

by unknownperson98732 December 28, 2016

Rob

A person with lots of hair.Someone who plays Might and Magic on the weekend.Someone who enjoys the rusty trombone manuver.He who sleeps with one eye open

Person 1: Hey Wes, what are you doing this weekend? Person 2: Aww man, I am gonna hang out with Rob Little this weekend. Person 3: Damm... that sounds like a tight weekend, that guy knows how to party!!

by BezEhBeh November 19, 2009

Rob

Rob is a sexy, smart, all around awesome guy to be around, he's the guy of my dreams and i have always loved him. If i could have one guy his name would be Rob Spielman.

Person1: girllll! im about to go hook up with Rob!!! Person2: OH MY GOD LUCKY! Person3: i hear he's a good hookup, tell me about it asap Person1: he also is the sweetest guy i've ever met

by roblover March 14, 2010