A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bald egg-shaped ogre lacking a sense of humour with crooked teeth and a small fat penis alos known as a chode.
Get away from me you Rob.
Some say an ass with a heart of gold. Others just say he is an ass.
Person 1: You know that guy that burps real loud all the time? Person 2: Oh, you mean Rob.
someone who enters your life at a time when you weren't even looking, but manages to overtake your entire heart within a matter of minutes. A romantic, smart, strong, sexy man who is not afraid of showing emotion and who appreciates the little things. A man who can make you laugh until you can't breathe. A man anyone would be lucky to call her own. A man whose touch makes everything in life more worthwhile. The love of my entire lifetime.
Kimber: I'm so lucky I have a Rob in my life. Joanna: You sure are. I've never seen you happier!
Rob is known for taking L's. He never bounces back from them.
A person with lots of hair.Someone who plays Might and Magic on the weekend.Someone who enjoys the rusty trombone manuver.He who sleeps with one eye open
Person 1: Hey Wes, what are you doing this weekend? Person 2: Aww man, I am gonna hang out with Rob Little this weekend. Person 3: Damm... that sounds like a tight weekend, that guy knows how to party!!
Rob is a sexy, smart, all around awesome guy to be around, he's the guy of my dreams and i have always loved him. If i could have one guy his name would be Rob Spielman.
Person1: girllll! im about to go hook up with Rob!!! Person2: OH MY GOD LUCKY! Person3: i hear he's a good hookup, tell me about it asap Person1: he also is the sweetest guy i've ever met