A fork of Rural Dictionary
Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight. ...What a forking G ledgend
Timmy, you havent been very nice today, why cant you just be more Robert-like
The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7
Hey where’s Robert, he is on the toilet or sleeping.
A teenaged male with OCD and social anxiety, he is easily freaked out by the fact that a person's wingspan is the same length as a person's height. This is a person with balls and is brave as he is the type of guy to throw a cone at a stray cat. He can change attitudes quickly from a serious philosopher to a basic white girl all the way down to asking, "you like jazz"
Robert-"You like jazz" Friend-"stfu"
Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.
Who's Robert? The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.
Robert is a beastly person. Hes unbelievably sexy! He's also amazing in bed! Robert has a big wang and everybody wants it!!
Your dating robert?! Yes! Lucky! Have fun in bed with him!
Robert is a fucking legened that licks booty holes only on the weekends. Most of the time he is blasting music or watching videos about mixing. He is the kind of guy you can't tell what to do because his ears will lose hearing if you do. Robert is so funny he will make your chest collapse because sometimes his spinal cord comes out of his neck and it gets in everyones guacomole. He eats enough food to feed a village and is always thin. Sometimes robert gets lost in his bed when he's meditating and can't find his way out the sheets.
Robert is out of this Dimension. girl 1 have you seen robert? girl2 Nope he is porbably in the clouds again girl 1 tell him to come down, I got him some Texas Native Pecans