A fork of Rural Dictionary
A crappy Japanese company that manufactures keyboards, drum machines, guitar effects, electronic drums, DJ gear, recording products, etc. Known for making cheap unreliable products that are marketed as having "groundbreaking" and "revolutionary" new features that rival companies have had for years (and at much lower prices). Used to make some great products (TR-808, 909, Juno series, SH-101), but their stuff has turned to cheap plasticky shit.
Person 1: "Dude, my keyboard's dead!"
Person 2: "Lemme guess, it's a Roland"
Person 1: "Yeah...maybe I'll go buy a new Fantom X8 to replace it!"
Person 2: "Haven't you already learned your lesson?!?!?! Go get a Nord."
1. Someone who wears their spiritualism as badge to decorate their ego.
*Jonny takes the moral high ground*
"I can't believe Jonny did a Roland"
The most annoying, racist, piece of shit you’ll ever meet. Roland will draw a swastika in front of a jewish house and think it’s funny, then say it’s a buddhist swastika. He will throw your bike into a creak. But when your do the same to his bike, he’ll call 12. He also only is packing 4 inches
“Hey did you hear that Roland is a 12 caller”
“yeah what a little bitch”
Someone who can be nice when they want to, but when they don't have to, they are super mean >:C.
Wow, I was just having fun on discord and here comes ROLAND to spoil my happiness.