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rolf

"Rolling on laughing floor"

omg rolf

by Anonymous September 03, 2003

ROLF!

Expression shouted when a fat, bald man is seen or in particular when you see the actual Rolf itself.

Haha, look at that rolf! (Upon seeing Rolf) ROLF! (run away)

by Milto-crew June 14, 2007

ROLF

created when the common instant messenger acronym "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) was misspelled, ROLF is an acronym for "really old lady fucking". often used to describe what people you dont like do in parking lots.

youre gonna be an old lady someday rolfing it up with some stud, i can see it

by Oscar Rocha April 17, 2006

ROLF

Acronym for roll on laughing floor. It means the joke told was so funny even the floor was laughing.

Tom: How does Hitler like his juice? Gary: How? Tom: Concentrated. /Earthquake Gary: ROLF

by -AlexXx January 11, 2009

rolf

rolling on le floor similar to rofl, but it is sometimes used (especially in german speaking countries) to look cooler.

A: rolf B: Who the fuck is rolf? A: He is french. Rolling on le floor. Oh my gawd, you are such a noob. B: Shut up.

by Reaper[at] November 24, 2009

rolf

abbr. "Rolling on the laughing floor" Used by some people as another way of saying rofl.

omg rolf

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

ROLF

An acronym that is short for "Rolling on Leather Furniture". Typically used for things like instant messaging and text messaging.Is very popular among the rich or tacky, since they are the typical owners of leather furniture.

Person 1: I was speaking to a peasant today, and he told me he didn't know what an omelette du fromage was! Person 2: ROLF!

by haha4187 July 18, 2006