Country Dictionary

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roofies

The real quicker-picker-upper

"One roofie, two roofies, three roofies, ill fuck 'er!"

by terry twatter July 08, 2009

roofy

A name given to a sexual predator

"Justin is such a hornball homo, some might call him roofy"

by krape June 08, 2004

roofie

a pill you use to spike a drink and rape women

"Hay bro! can i get a roofie? this bitch's ass is mine."

by fuckboi07 March 23, 2018

Roofie

One of the most powerful mortals you will ever meet, he can create a crater on the side of the earth by just doing a squat, he has power beyond your imagination, he took on one punch man and goku at the same time and came out untouched. Their was a time where Roofie stopped a giant meteor by punching a hole right thru and and smashing it into a million pieces. To the day Roofie still seeks for a worthy opponent to face in combat.

I heard Roofie killed another god today, I wonder when his bloodthirst will end

by The God Roofie February 27, 2019

roofie circle

A vicious cycle in which a person takes a roofie to forget an unpleasant occurrence, then wakes up forgetting having taken said roofie and takes a roofie again to forget the original event. Can continue on infinitely, usually not ending until your dealer cuts you off. Originated from the show "Arrested Development".

After unleashing explosive diarrhea into his pants while playing the part of Smee in his school's production of "Peter Pan", Mervin spent the next month of his life mired in a roofie circle.

by Nicholas D June 02, 2013

roofy-proof

A person who is so eager to hook up with someone that she/he doesn't mind being slipped a roofy.

Tracy is so horny. She's been hooking up with everybody lately. I think she's roofy-proof.

by tree pipit September 08, 2010

BOW AND ROOFIE

a bow and arrow the arrow is tipped with bath salts but the bow stays the same

pass me the bow and roofie im bout to pop that bitch

by uber the maneuver February 23, 2020