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A truly superior sandwich. Any kind of bread, meat, cheese can be a sandwich, but it takes a true master to make a proper sammich. Most enjoyed drunk or high, when the flavors can develop to the fullest because you're so pissed you can't realize you're eating shit.
Jake: I'm hungry.
Joe: I'll make you a sammich.
Jake: *drunk sounds*
1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt
"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato
"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi
"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.
I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.
Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.
A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.