A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who engages in oral sex with a woman with a stank ass, damp like a basement vagina.
"I felt like such a sardine eater after licking that girl's stank ass vagina." "I have a new nickname for you..... mmmmmm sardine eater."
The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.
Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine! Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
When a group of guys try to stuff as many cocks in one girl's orifices; packed real tight, like a sardines can.
Angela's throwing a sardines party, you cumming?
Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.
Most of us Tornado Jocks cut our teeth in Flying Sardines.
A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.
Dave: I don't like you Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine
When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.
I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!