A fork of Rural Dictionary
contrary to stereotypes, most scorpios aren't hardcore murderers that eat babies for breakfast. (most of us aren't, at least). scorpios are just regular people.
person: oh wow, that guy is so mean.. he must be a scorpio.
me: shut up, karen.
the crazy motherfucker from dirty harry. he's a fucking maniac but he knows how to kill. you dont want ot fuck with him less you want to get fucked up.
holy shit that scorpio is one crazy mother fucker
Scorpio’s are amazing. They misbehave in school a lot ; pfft, half the reason they come to damn school is just to talk with their friends. Scorpio’s love food. Most like spicy, they also love takeaways more than homemade foods aswell. Growing up, Scorpio’s didn’t go on the netflix kids account. They loved watching 12s and 15s.
Every scorpio would stick with you till the end. Just never invite yourself to anything my when it comes to them, trust me.
Boy : ‘Hey, what’s her zodiac sign? I’m thinking of asking her out.’
Girl : ‘She’s a baddie *cough* Scorpio! I would be careful if i were you, and don’t order for her, whatsoever!’
most menacing, evil, jealous, possessive, controlling, intimidating, subterranean people on the planet
Scorpions are fighters, very emotional, sensitive, thoughtful, determined, honest and humorous. They immediately notice when you have something and take care of you. Scorpions are thoughtful people and are usually very relaxed. When you first get to know them, the scorpion looks a bit strange, very mysterious and isn’t yet so open to you, but if you get on with the scorpion very quickly and well, it will open very quickly. But it depends on how comfortable he/she feels with you. It's never boring with scorpions. They are often crazy, or often have their 5 minutes and you can talk to them about anything. Sometimes they can think very ambiguously/ dirty. Also things that they should keep secret remain safe with the scorpions. Trust is also very important in a relationship and they don't have patience that often.
They can be cute, lovely and sometimes a baddie. They also hate liars. But you could lie, because there are different types of lies, so lies that you don't hurt the person is very fine.
Incidentally, they are a mixture of introvert and extrovert. Most of all they like hanging out with groups, but mostly they also need time for themselves.
If they say that they are angry, then you should be serious, you should pay a lot of attention and comfort them instead of continuing to fax, etc.
You should definitely pay a lot of attention to the scorpion. Most of the time they don't show their love so often and when they are sad, but inside they love you with all their hearts and they need a partner who is also mindful.
If they want something, they will fight for it and don't give up easily.
A person born between October 23 to November 21 who thinks they are hot shit and because they have “feelings” they are suddenly wiser and nobler than everyone else. Everyone has “feelings” you just make a bigger deal out of them, you dumb fuck.
Taken from cafeastrology
good actress!! yeah most are. as one belong to the sign i dont deny im doing it once in a while. Personally if i want to manipulate my friend, i'll do everything i knew to get her sympathy and that includes drama. and when im already sure that i was able to move her emotion...thats the sign that i can do manipulation over her:)
As a friend i can say that they can lean on me, through thick and thin. but when they hurt me badly or betrayed me, im sure that im going to strike back no matter how long im going to wait.
SCORPIO WOMAN