A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.
Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!
nervous; feeling uneasy, worried, or frightened.
When Fr. Emo was asked to reveal the names of the boys he molested, Mario was shittin tulips.
1. used to show extreme excitement.
1. Guy 1. "Dude you ready to smoke that bong tonight?"
Guy 2. "Shit son, I'm shittin nickles!"
When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.
"So that's what that squirmy thing was when I took a dump this morning...shit. I didn't know I was fat enough for some baby shittin'..."
A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.
"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"
Being well off financially.
Since I hit the lotto we've been shittin' in high cotton.
"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"