A fork of Rural Dictionary
The evolution of Screw music....NOT Screwed and Chopped, it's Slumped and Dumped. Triple chops, Cuadrouple chops, fifth chops, echo out, speaker to speaker....Slumped Out!
That Twista song was Slumped and Dumped tight than a b*tch!
Going long periods of time without receiving any action from the opposite sex. It commonly begins after having a slumpstarter after you are on a hot streak and commonly ends with a slumpbuster, which should change your luck around.
I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.
To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.
Man: Yesterday when I was on the toilet I was slumping very hard at a picture of Frankenberries.
The act of being hella slumped
"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"
When you fall in a position where your body looks broken or crooked.
My cousin was bouncing on a trampoline when he fell and got slumped.