A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate skank ho. A fat, sloppy female in the worst sense of ugly. Usually packing a front ass and double wide rear. Often seen with insects flying around her crotch. Makes a one eyed, peg legged, homeless female look "hot". Low class bitch who would screw her own dad for a buck.
That swamp sow has nine illegitimate kids and crotch rot to boot! She is totally skank...a real swamp sow. I've never seen a woman that nasty! What a swamp sow! Gag!
A verb used for when a person or thing gets extremely fucked up or in some cases murdered. When one is in company familiar with the word it can be shortened to 'sow'. The word is derived from an actual whirlpool of the coast of Maine which has taken the lives of numerous fisherman.
You should have been their my man Hollywood Mercer old sowed like three dudes last night.
To do something powerfully or with confidence. It also mean is to do something crazily. Normally pronounced "bitin' sow"
Jake: Dude the ball just rolled into the woods. Mike: I'll get it! Jake: How? Mike: Like a biting sow!
Giving anal sex to a 400 pound woman
"Hey kyle have you done the dirty sow lately?" "oh yeah I loved it, you should try it sometime!"
A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy Ass is so fat & tits on abundance Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!" That's a wench I like to call a. . .
Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡ Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation. Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost? Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow. Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow. L(*o*L) Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!