A fork of Rural Dictionary
When faced with all the music Spotify has to offer, the user finds it impossible to decide what to listen to.
"what should i play? iv got Spotify Block"
When you start a new free trail of Spotify premium every month to download music.
Guy 1: "Hey how can you afford Spotify Premium if you can't pay me back?" Guy 2: "I don't spend any money on it, I have Spotify Freemium."
like netflix and chill but with spotify.
A: DO YOU WANNA WATCH NETFLIX AND CHILL? B: I WANNA LISTEN SPOTIFY AND CHILL
someone might make a spotify playlist when there feeling emotionally unstable and need to use music as something to calm them down because nothing else in the world works a good as music does some people can also be addicted to making spotify playlists so you can have one ready for your every mood
jenny:hey! what are you doing? bob: making another spotify playlist!
A person who can listen to the same song forever.
She's such a Spotify sloth. She was listening to that song for three hours. No, she didn't change it after three hours, I got up and left.
A song where the song usually has one good line. People have this song in their playlist for clout when other people/friends look at their playlist. Spotify premium users usually have this because they can just skip the song after the line.
“Oh yeah, I love *Spotify song*, I know the song by heart” “Wait, can you sing me some lines in the song I forgot how it goes?” “*sings popular line*” “What else, I still don’t remember” “Jeez, I forgot it the words, this never happens”