A fork of Rural Dictionary
A staunch LDS community recognized around the world for it's Mormon Temple, the city's founder, Brigham Young, wide streets, the 2002 Winter Olympic Games, snowcapped mountains, the Great Salt Lake, and 3.2% beer.
"Salt Lake City, UT, is an 8-hour drive from Sin City." "Salt Lake City, UT, is the land of Zion." ~Tagman77
While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver. Only possible during a "Blumpkin" Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face" Dan: "real nigga shit?" Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back" Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
the funniest nickname for a vagina!
"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me? Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"
the funniest nickname for a vagina!
"Person 1: do you wanna go down on me? Person 2: yeah, I want a taste of salt lake city"
When a male ejaculates and the amount of jizz can be compared to the amount of water in the Great Salt Lake in Utah. Normally used when referring to a bukkake.
Hey baby you want to take a salt Lake salt bath?
A description for a females vagina that is incredibly wet (particularly after an orgasm) and with a salty flavor.
"Emma took a quick dip in Britney s salt water lake before there was another drought ".