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the action of tailgating very tightly so no other car can get in front of you in a crowded situation on the road or parking lot after a game/graduation/etc
Seriously, did that guy just scooch me? Oh, I'm definitely getting in there and cutting him off. Hey, you might want to scooch on up so that guy doesn't get in front of us. Did that car just exhibit some scooching action?! Oh, no he didn't.
noun: A creepy male in his late twenties to early forties who rides his bike everywhere, presumable because his license was taken away for legal reasons. Not every man who rides his bike is a scooch. For example, non-scooches ride their bikes for environmental or athletic reasons. Scooches, on the the other hand, seem to exist only to make people uncomfortable and should be avoided at all costs.
Earl's a scooch now because he got his third DUI and he's not allowed to drive anymore. Hey, there's a scooch sitting under the tree over there touching himself. We should leave. Aaron's car broke down and now he has to ride his bike everywhere like a freaking scooch.
when something/someone is in the way
*car is in the way of fan * Ariana: scooch a mooch
Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
Get out the way, scooch a mooch !
What you say when someone or something is in your way
Ariana - *waves to fans* Mini bus - *drives in between Ariana and her fans Ariana - Scooch a mooch