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scrump

(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

"This is scrump! I made her myself!"

by lilo-stitch May 24, 2006

scrump

to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;

we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.

by might. March 09, 2005

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003

scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan July 21, 2005

scrump

a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."

I really like to scrump. I would really like to scrump!

by bread infection December 31, 2005

scrump

to have sex; to fuck; origin in New York State

I think I'll get scrumped when I get home from work

by scrumpy October 29, 2003

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke October 21, 2008