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The stupid jerk that ruthlessly murdered Dumbledore, and who deserves to be raped by Hagrid and thrown in a pit full of Blast-Ended Skrewts.
Harry: That motherfucker Snape better not step on my turf or I'll bust a cap in his ass Ron: Hellz ya!
A Potions professor at Hogwarts school in the Harry Potter series. Snape is generally described as hook-nosed, greasy-haired, pale and thin. His demeanor towards Harry Potter is closest to loathing, for reasons unbeknownst to Harry, until the 7th Harry Potter book. In the final installment, Harry discovers that Snape loved his mother Lily. Snape also despised Harry's father, James, perhaps because of jealousy. Although Snape hates Harry due to Harry's resemblance of James Potter, he sees his own love's eyes in Harry. Snape is largely responsible for saving Harry's life throughout his school career by working as a double agent for Dumbledore. His death is quick and without glory, but Harry spreads the knowledge of Snape's bravery in the years after his death.
Insert a beautiful doe Patronus, the same Patronus as his unrequited love's, Lily Evans, performed by Snape. Dumbledore,with tears in his eyes: All this time? Severus Snape: Always.
Before i read Deathly Hallows ME: I hate severus snape, he needs to keep his big nose out of peoples business. After i read Deathly Hallows ME: OMG! SNAPE! OWNZ!
Potions/DADA professor at Hogwarts in the Harry potter series. Generally seen as mean and hateful man with a grudge against Harry ,passed down from father to son.However he came through for Harry in book 7 showing his true colours(still dark but with a tinge of grey which perfectly complimented the harsh white of voldemort's white face and red eyes)
Severus Snape is severe,sold to slytherin by the sorting hat.NOT a distant relation to devil Snare.
the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.
Me: oh snapey baby let me lick the grease off your nose! Snape: be my guest
The potions professor in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Portrayed by Alan Rickman with his gorgeous voice. Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor. He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew.
a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans
someone: severus snape is my favorite character me: ewwwwwww