A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time? Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.