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The past tense of shit, see shit

I shat in my pants the other day.

how people with lateral lisps say "sat"

"My legsh were getting quite tired, so I shat down."

Shat ( ''pronounced'' shat). Though this is not Old English, it is the past participle of s--t. From Anglo-Saxon (Old English) ''bescätan'', "befowled".

Austin and Nigel Powers: "And then she shat on a turtle" (written in subtitles).

ur a piece of poo

Hey you little shat noobie !

short for 'shattered'

You: There was no more pizza at the canteen!
Me: Aww, shats for you

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

to be defecated upon, Old English Style

"Wherefore art thou good maid? I seemed to have shat myself on this oh, so dreary of days, and now require to be bathed, once again my good servant."