Country Dictionary

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Shelfie

It’s a traditional Beer that can be found on the shelf at any Packie or store where they sell Beer. Not like the ones you can only get at breweries or specialty Beer stores

Tim’s a Beer snob, he only drinks IPA’s from Tree House Brewery, he doesn’t buy shelfies like Miller and Coors

by TimmyTorture March 13, 2024

shelfie

the act of one taking a selfie with a milf by the name of shelley, preferably Shelley Siechen.

Hey dude! I just got an epic shelfie.

by 1223wqer October 12, 2023

shelfie

/'ʃelfi:/ (n): A photograph, usually facial, of a woman, for which the angle used in the taking has been purposefully calculated to show her bosom to best advantage.

“Dude, have you seen her Facebook page? Since she got that boob job, her shelfie posts have gone through the ROOF!”

by FiatUmbra July 21, 2021

Shitler Shelfie

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.

Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021