A fork of Rural Dictionary
shark titties, of the anthropomorphic sort. can be used for other anthropomorphic fish interchangeably (less common)
person: nice shitties you got :3
great white shark: glubglubglub *mauls person to death*
when you eat some mf Taco Bell and instantly explosively shit yourself
yeah brodie I had one of those bean burritos from taco bell... gave me the fuckin shitties man
Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by Sir David "Brown" Brunton in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.
"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.
The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.
"Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie."
a sympathetic offering akin to 'sorry to hear that'
neighbour Man, I ran over my mother-in-law's chijuaua with the lawnmower yesterday. She is going to have a fit over it after she finishes replanting her garden. Look, man do you think I could sleep in your garage tonight?
you huh, what? Oh, shitty. Sure, I guess so.
When Something Doesn't Come Out The Way You Thought It Would.
Boy : Ayyyyyeeeee, We Finna Party
Big Sister : WE ARE ! You Staying Home, Don't You Feel Shitty ?!
people who take shits on the floor. People who do this are called "shitty". They are disgusting people who do disgusting things for a small amount of money. I boy i know did this...what a digusting, shitty mug!!!
"omfg "shitty" prick. I cant believe you took a shit on the floor"