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shocks

nike shoes that are TOO expensive and a bit annoying. too much of a OMG I NEED THAT trend.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! Check out those blue and silver shocks!"
Guy 2: "Man I have like 18 MILLION pairs of those!"
Girl 1: "Losers. Shocks are dumb."

by Grace April 03, 2005

Shock

Cool, PIMP, Kevin Resendes

Kevin is SHOCK, man.

by Kevin October 25, 2003

shocks

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Middle High German schoc heap
Date: 14th century
: a pile of sheaves of grain or stalks of Indian corn set up in a field with the butt ends down


Function: noun, adjective
Etymology: North Western, mainland Seattle
Date: 21th century
:1)of rude or inconsiderate behavior.
2) Hacks and or Hacker in the game called Team Fortress Classic
3)One who is overly excited and chants in bursts of "LOL" and "ROFL".

Adjective: That guy's 1337ness was beyond pwned, it was shocks.

Noun: Shocks is the man !

by Aikawa April 09, 2003

Arachnoleptic Shock

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.

Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"

by Just Brushed September 23, 2011

ecstatic shock

The surge of energy upon catching a glance from someone you like, a thrill leaving you with the desire to chase after the one you saw; also, a song by Squarepusher

The ecstatic shock I felt when we bumped into each other in the hallway is a feeling I hope never goes away.

by R3nNyx January 13, 2019

Shock Site

A shock site is a website ment to shock the viewer who sees it.

Examples are Goatse, Tubgirl, 2 Girls 1 Cup, Meatspin, etc.

A shock site is a website ment to shock the viewer who sees it.
Lua: hey look at this cool site i made sends a link to goatse.cx
Friend: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

by LuaGunsX November 24, 2022

Shock Rock

generally shocking music often times shock rock bands have elaborate "shocking," stage shows like the band GWAR who dress up in "shocking," costumes and squirt blood on the audience and kill celebrities such as George W. Bush, Osama bin laden and Paris Hilton.

also refers to bands with gory, sexual, or down right nasty lyrics like the band Cannibal Corpse who sing songs like "I Cum Blood." You can already tell how graphic the lyrics in that song.

Other bands in the "Shock Rock" genre are Alice Cooper, W.A.S.P., The Mentors, The Dwarves and GG Allin.

"Damn when my mom listened th the song "Fucking an Animal" by GWAR she flipped and threw all my CD's away, now i cant listen to Shock rock"

"Dude that W.A.S.P. concert was awsome i love how Blackie Lawless spits blood, damn i love shock rock"