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slimey salad

When a man finishes his load onto his partners anus and proceeds to blow snot rockets and other bodily fluids of his choice to lay on top of the anus. The dom will then proceed to scoop the salad with a spoon to be served to his partner.

He wanted to try the slimey salad. I showed him a selection of my finest spoons What kind of girlfriend would I be if I wouldn’t eat his slimey salad? Hey boss i’m not going to be able to come in today. Got a little sick from chowing down on my husbands slimey salad.

by TYEKRO October 07, 2022

slimey dude

When your friend or someone you know does something that hurts or betrays another dude like going for another mans girl

Yoh this guy a slimey dude he playing imessage games with my girl

by novaromani April 24, 2023

slimey toad

An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.

Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.

by HotshotIC July 30, 2018

Slimey david

A boy that has being through a lot on his own and basically wiped his own nose(slimey), he is always fun to be with and you can count on him but alone he has a lot on his mind and he keeps them to himself.

He acts like slimey david

by Bigslimeydavid June 18, 2020

slimey knickers

When a girl is horny to the point where here panties are soaked.

Guy 1:Dude! Elise totally had some slimey knickers today in P.E. Guy 2: I know. It soaked right through to her gym shorts!

by The Number Twelve April 24, 2008

slimey dragon

Woman takes a load in the mouth, closes her nose and mouth and squirts it out her eye

She swallowed the shit, turned beet red and squirted it out of her eye. Ahhhh the Slimey Dragon

by Cletus Rutherford August 08, 2008

slimey snake

after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey

I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a superman today

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 12, 2008