A fork of Rural Dictionary
The shaved male body. The hairless chest. The removal of pubes.
1. Mary likes her men SMOOTH, not like the hairy apes that Susan sleeps with. 2. Smooth is the way to go; you can leave the bears in the forest.
When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery. Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
- 'Dude these wings are cold!' - 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'