A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.
Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."
Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."
When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do
My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.
the victim of a drive by shooting
3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps
Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.
An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.
"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"