A fork of Rural Dictionary
a man with a huge tool,penis,dick,unit,that can go so deep in a womans pussy that he makes her gag the act of (see example)
Fat Dick laid the womb stretcher to that bitch last night i could here her scream way over here. Mam that'll be $25 for that womb stretcher.
australian slang term for a bicycle.
shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher dazza: nuh
1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.
My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!
To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.
Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.
A man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in sexual intercourse.
With a tool like that, Omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. In fact, he mounted Peggy last night and now she needs 16 stitches to stop the bleeding.
Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.
"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves." Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.