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suck ass mule

Good for nothing, Lousy, stupid, dumb, messed up, all of the above

Ill be a wall eyed buck toothed bow legged suck ass mule!!

by driftkings rock November 10, 2009

Imports Suck ASS

Term used by American car-loving retards who believe that pure speed on a straight away will win any race, and who think that even though their asses just got raped by a Lexus, Infiniti, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini, or any other imported car, the unsilenced "roar" of their V8 engines will somehow make the size of their 3" penises increase. Imports are, and will always be, the most powerful and luxurious cars in the world.

Imports Suck ASS because I am so arrogantly narrow-minded in thinking that my brand new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro will beat a 2007 BMW M5 and will make my 3" penis almost one and a half times larger.

by Factual Cars February 01, 2011

you suck ass

something rude people say to their friends bc they think they’re funny but they aren’t 😁.

“you suck ass at 8ball” - a bitch “that’s rude” - an innocent soul

by ya.mama.loves.me February 18, 2023

William sucks ass

a william sucks ass is a perosn named william that sucks on assholes

a william sucks ass is a perosn that eats huge assholes and somtimes penis but moslty assholes most williams are 11 and have a brother named ryan most williams are nice and gentile jk lol

by ncrfilmsisabeast July 23, 2020

sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling

my job sucks ass thru a straw! also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004