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Sweater Dicks

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man." Girl: "Beat it, kid."

by McCrapper December 07, 2019

sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

sweater paws

When somebody brings the overly-long sleeves of their sweater down to cover, or partially-cover, their hands.

"Did you see that Attack on Titan pullover Dan Howell was wearing in his latest video?" "Of course! He was rocking those sweater paws, though. It was adorable."

by mooksie01 September 07, 2015

Sweater Weather

A song by an American alternative pop band called The Neighborhood. Associated with the bisexual community. It is a cute love song with a slightly edgy aesthetic. It was number one on the Billboard Alternative Songs chart in June 2013. It features in many LGBTQ+ relationship music playlists, and many spotify playlists in general.

Lad 1 : The song Sweater Weather is so cute!! Lad 2 : That's the bisexual anthem lol Lad 1 : I know Lad 2 : Is this how you're coming out to me, king? Lad 1 : ...Perhaps.

by Cryptigon April 11, 2020

Secret Sweater

When person has thick hair on their front and back, appearing like they are wearing a sweater. Extremely hairy chest and back. Hair so thick on the front and back of a body, it could be a piece of clothing.

Dad took off his shirt at the pool, so all my friends saw his secret sweater. The police officer was extra warm, because under his uniform he had a secret sweater.

by Prince Hairy February 28, 2017

sweater commando

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.

Look at that girls cleavage! I love when she goes sweater commando.

by Kpeng January 06, 2017

Striped Sweater

A thing that is Best worn ALL THE TIME!!!!

Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind, 'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)

by adogc95 December 07, 2010