A fork of Rural Dictionary
A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.
I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.
Noun - Taking a person from behind so the tip of the penis has a chocolate kiss and the other person then giving you a blow job.
Id rather not sir ive had a cleveland steamer and just no room for the good ole Tallahasee Taquito.