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Tristan

Tristan is the name of a funny,sexy,sensitive,caring,empathetic,sympathetic guy who has a great body even though the only working out he does is in the bedroom . He usually has a penis at least 6-7 inches long and he goes for hours depending on his mood.he is also very imaginative and innovative he doesn't just think outside the box he creates a whole new box . He makes a joke that will make you hysterical and if he doesn't he will keep telling you jokes till he does. He can be intolerable at times but he is still a great guy . He thinks of others before himself . He is incredibly romantic and wants nothing more to please his woman in many different ways. His body and mind work together making him almost near irresistible to woman and men. He has luxurious long brown hair and sweet delicious bedroom eyes that look like blue oceans .he loves 80's music and he knows the words to all the songs in his collection.when he falls in love with a woman she can't do anything to make him stop loving her. He has the IQ of a genius.he is also a great dancer as well.a all around woman's wet dream type guy.

Girl : Tristan Watson is such a animal in bed .
Girl 2 : too bad he is in love with Alexis.

by gangsterwine@______.com March 12, 2015

Tristan

Sad sleepy teen who does no work and plays video games all the time, is also socially awkward and annoying

OMFG that boy Tristan

by BlackBear6969 March 26, 2018

Tristan

None:a very very attractive guy who is very honest, sweet, and makes the most funniest jokes, also known as Tristasaurus the epic dinosaur who is spazzy, and is really nice to everyone who is nice to him, he also was the bravest knight out of King Arthur's round table.

Man, that guy Tristan is such an awesome guy.

by clairebear626 August 20, 2011

Tristan

Can be a male or female name. When it comes to females being named Tristan, they are usually badass, these girls take no shit, they are brave, hilarious, beautiful & kind hearted.
When it comes to males, they are shy but when you get to know them, they loosen up & will keep you laughing forever!

Friend1: "Hey, you know that girl Tristan?!"
Friend2: "Oh my GOD, shes hilarious!"
Friend 3: "What about that one guy, Tristan?"
Friend1: "The exact same!"

by imakeitreign October 11, 2011

Tristan

An attractive name that is European. It is concidered a masculen name and a name that was use in middle ages, dark ages, and european stories like King Author and The Round Table.

Tristan was one of King Author's knights and fought with him in deep heated battles.

by bbcUK March 14, 2009

Tristan

Tristan, although not consistently, is one of the coolest, smartest, badass too ever live. Even though he’s not in shape, he’ll outrun you on STILTS! Tristan has had sex with all the girls you could imagine, and respects them too. He’s so rich he has 7 badminton courts and 6 computers. In conclusion, Tristan is way cooler than you.

“Hey Tristan?”
-“Yeah?”
“You’re a sexy beast!”
-“Yeah”

“Oh my god my boyfriends so hot!”
“Yeah he’s a Tristan”

by gabethediabetic January 09, 2018

Tristan

annoying and stupid. but snazzed

Tristan is annoying and stupid

by yeheh June 12, 2019