A fork of Rural Dictionary
A civilization of mountain people that criticize you on how you pronounce their towns and cities. They also worship sweat tea.
"In Tennessee is not Maryville, it is Merrrville"
A word often followed with a smaller number than the one after the word "Florida".
Florida 30 - Tennessee 13 Florida 27 - Tennessee 23 Florida 23 - Tennessee 21 Florida 33 - Tennessee 20 Florida 35 - Tennessee 29 Florida 62 - Tennessee 37 Florida 31 - Tennessee 0 Florida 41 - Tennessee 34
Don't get me wrong, Tennessee is alright... if you like fat people. I think that Tennessee has to be one of the fattest states in America. Mc Donalds is considered the only foods for many Tennesseans (no, I don't like Mc Donalds). Also, if you have something against overweight rednecks with a southern twang, I think some red flags would go up about this place. Oh, and NEVER talk negatively about them VOLS. If you say something bad about the Tennessee Vols in public, there's a 96% chance you'll get the poop beaten out of you. For future references, if you're planning on a vacation to a southern place, go to south america :/. Seriously.
Tennessee smells like poop on rocks.
By far one of the worst states, most of the population does not know how to speak correct grammar, many people live in poverty or are surviving off of government funds, many companies are moving out of the state and/or country and a large percent of the population is without work and most of the schools have some sort of problem, from over crowding to the academics failing.
im frum tennersea an i talk and spel liek dis. (trust me I live in this sad state and it is like this.)
beautifull place where the people there are not as smart as much as the place's beauty. most poeople are rednecks and the others who are not are dirrty dirtty rappers.